hogwarts founders modern au;

salazar slytherin - chemistry professor

“my mom thinks we’re dating. not that it’s any of her business, but this needs to stop. i - we - are too attractive for casual hook ups. we should be in great relationship. with people just as attractive as us. am i wrong?”

hogwarts founders modern AU;

rowena ravenclaw - head of the department of library sciences

“it’s not a rule, it’s a life choice. it’s easier not to date people i work with. what if we break up? it would get too messy; fuck that, no thanks. as a child of a professor and a dean, i know what can happen. and i’d rather not go through it.”